Basically, my name is not PENNY THE PEST. It's Penelope Jones. The "Pest" is a JOKE from my dad. However, this time I honestly wasn't trying to be a PEST. No. I was just trying to DO MY BEST, so it's not my fault at all that I'm now somewhat blue from head to toe and so is my sister Daisy's swan costume.

And I was also TRYING TO HELP Joshua Bottomley fall in...